At The Movies

An usher at a movie theater noticed an old fellow sprawled over three seats. He said Sir, you're only allowed ONE seat. The man just groaned. Sir, if you do not move I'll get the manager. The man again just groaned. The usher left and returned with the manager. Sir, you'll have to move to just one seat. No answer this time. The manager called the police. The policeman asked the man, Sir, where are you from? The old man groaned, the balcony!

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