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Post by Guest Sat May 17, 2014 7:26 am

Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates, and are comparing stories on how they had died.
First woman -- "I froze to death.
Second woman -- "You froze to death -- how horrible!"
First woman -- "Well, it wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?"
Second woman -- "I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den, watching TV."
First woman -- "So what happened?"
Second woman -- "I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere, that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched and down to the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under every bed. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died"
First woman -- "Too bad you didn't look in the freezer ... we'd both still be alive." ...

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Post by 75X11 Sat May 17, 2014 7:41 am

Laughing 
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Post by Wildcat445 Sat May 17, 2014 9:06 am

lol! 

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Post by 35Z5 Sat May 17, 2014 10:39 am

That's great & one I had not heard...
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Post by Tony V Sat May 17, 2014 10:51 am

Love it!
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Post by Resistance is Futile Mon May 19, 2014 6:52 pm

Sad but True, and that's a well known fact doncha know. Rolling Eyes 
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