Cute young lass

There was a cute, buxom young lass on vacation in a resort town.  There was a sun deck on the roof of her hotel.  She went up there one afternoon to soak up some sun.  Seeing no body else up there, she decided to disrobe totally for complete tanning.  

The hotel manager appeared and said, "Madam, we would surely appreciate it if you would wear a bikini when you are tanning."  "Why?", asked the young woman.  "There is nobody up here, but me."  "That is all well and good," replied the manager.  "The problem is that you are lying on the skylight to the smokers' lounge!"

Regards

WC