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by Guest on Sat Mar 01, 2014 9:50 pm
Trying to control her dry hair, Suzie treated her scalp with olive oil before washing it. Worried that the oil might leave an odor, She washed her hair several times. That night when she went to bed, she leaned over to her husband, Lester and asked, "Do I smell like olive oil?" "No," Lester said, sniffing her ... "Do I smell like Popeye?" ...
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Re: Today's funny
by Guest on Sat Mar 01, 2014 10:20 pm
Clean Out Your Ears ...
A 87 year-old man went to Doctor Boatwright to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. A couple of days later, when the old man had an appointment with the doctor again, Boatwright said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?" The man replied, "Just doing what you said doc, "Get a hot mama and be cheerful." Boatwright said, "I didn't say that! I said you have got a heart murmur ... Be careful!" ...
A 87 year-old man went to Doctor Boatwright to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. A couple of days later, when the old man had an appointment with the doctor again, Boatwright said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?" The man replied, "Just doing what you said doc, "Get a hot mama and be cheerful." Boatwright said, "I didn't say that! I said you have got a heart murmur ... Be careful!" ...
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