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Post by Guest on Sat Feb 23, 2013 7:03 pm

If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman;

He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony ...trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer's credibility ...

Q: 'Officer --- did you see my client fleeing the scene?'

A: 'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.'

Q: 'Officer, who provided this description?'

A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.'

Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?'

A: 'Yes, sir. With my life.'

Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?'

A: 'Yes sir, we do!'

Q: 'And do you have a locker in the room?'

A: 'Yes, sir, I do.'

Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?'

A: 'Yes, sir.'

Q: 'Now, why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?'
A: 'You see, sir, we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.'

The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called. bounce lol!

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Post by Wildcat445 on Sat Feb 23, 2013 7:14 pm

Bravo, bravo!!

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Post by Dr. Radio on Sat Feb 23, 2013 11:13 pm

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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Post by Guest on Sun Feb 24, 2013 4:02 pm

Excellent!!

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Post by jerryhawthorne on Sun Feb 24, 2013 5:20 pm

I love it! Hope we have no lawyers on the forum. bounce
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Post by Sal on Sun Feb 24, 2013 9:45 pm

Awesome!!!!

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