The splitter.....

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The splitter.....

Post by Wildcat445 on Fri Sep 02, 2016 2:30 am

Two country bumpkins walked into an airline employment office.

"Good morning, sir". What job would you like to apply for?" asked the recruiter.

"I'm a pilot", replied the first man.

"Great", replied the recruiter. "We can always use another pilot. Go to the window at the end of the hall. They will get you your gear and you can start work right away."

The recruiter turned to the second man and asked what job he would like. "I'm a splitter."

"A splitter?"

"Yeah, you know, a splitter. I split wood. Firewood"

"Oh, I'm very sorry, sir. We are an airline. I'm afraid that we don't have an open position that requires the services of a firewood splitter", replied the recruiter.

"But you hired my buddy" replied the man.

"Of course. He said he was a pilot." said the recruiter.

"Well, gee, mister. Everybody knows that he can't pile it until I split it!"


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