The Lone Ranger and Tonto.....Today's Funny

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The Lone Ranger and Tonto.....Today's Funny

Post by Guest on Sun Jul 05, 2015 7:23 am


The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping in the wilderness. After they got their tent set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,"'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.


The Lone Ranger ponders for aminute then says, "Astronomically-speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time-wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically,the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you,Tonto?"

"You dumber than buffalo... It mean someone stole tent."

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Re: The Lone Ranger and Tonto.....Today's Funny

Post by Bill Cahill on Sun Jul 05, 2015 8:18 am

lol! lol! lol! study Very Happy

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Post by Wildcat445 on Sun Jul 05, 2015 9:46 am

lol! lol! lol! lol!

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Post by 75X11 on Sun Jul 05, 2015 10:03 am

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