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A Joke For Today

Post by 75X11 on Fri Apr 03, 2015 2:56 pm

I remembered this old chestnut while filling the gas tank. ($2.00)

A lady came upon a small child playing with a bottle of turpentine. She was concerned about the kid injuring himself and told him, "You should take that home and put it up. Get some baby oil and play with that instead." "What's so special about that stuff?" the kid asked. The lady, trying to impress the kid said "I once heard of a lady passing a baby after rubbing it on her skin." The child said, holding the bottle of turpentine up, "That's not so much, I rubbed a little of this on a cat's behind and it passed a Cadillac!"
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Post by jerryhawthorne on Fri Apr 03, 2015 5:25 pm

75, you just have a strange sense of humor. I like it! cheers cheers
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Post by Wildcat445 on Fri Apr 03, 2015 9:59 pm

cheers

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Post by Ragwire on Mon Apr 06, 2015 9:10 am

Good one!
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Post by Guest on Mon Apr 06, 2015 11:38 pm

lol!

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Post by Ragwire on Thu Apr 09, 2015 10:00 pm

Here's one for us geeks:

Werner Heisenburg is driving along and gets pulled over by a policeman.
The officer says, "Do you know how fast you were going, sir?"
Heisenburg replies, "Nope, but I know exactly where I am!"
The officers says, "You were going 55 mph in a 35 zone."
Heisenburg says, "Thanks a lot, ********...now I'm completely lost!"
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Post by 75X11 on Thu Apr 09, 2015 10:31 pm

Laughing
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