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Post by JasonAMFM on Wed Aug 27, 2014 8:57 pm

Dogs or women

  • Dogs love it when your friends come over


  • Dogs think you sing great


  • A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink


  • The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you


  • Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs


  • Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name


  • Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away


  • Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair


  • Anyone can get a good-looking dog


  • Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor


  • A dog's disposition stays the same all month long


  • A dog's parents never visit


  • Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions


  • Dogs like beer


  • No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood


  • Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across


  • You never have to wait for a dog, they're ready to go 24 hours a day


  • Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelery


  • Dogs don't borrow your shirts


  • Dogs never want footrubs

I'm not sure who wrote this nor when they wrote it, but whoever they are/were, the are/were brilliant. cheers
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Post by Wildcat445 on Wed Aug 27, 2014 9:03 pm

Is there not also an old saying that goes like "The more I see of people, the more I like my dog."

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Post by JasonAMFM on Wed Aug 27, 2014 9:28 pm

Laughing Sounds about right to me, WC
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Post by 75X11 on Thu Aug 28, 2014 4:14 pm

You probably don't know who wrote this because of a wife and the fifth amendment.
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Post by Guest on Thu Aug 28, 2014 4:16 pm

75X11 wrote:You probably don't know who wrote this because of a wife and the fifth amendment.

lol!

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Post by Wildcat445 on Thu Aug 28, 2014 9:42 pm

Probably somebody wise like Tom Sawyer or Yogi Berra. Or maybe Huckleberry Hound.

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Post by JasonAMFM on Fri Aug 29, 2014 4:34 pm

75, now that was a good one Very Happy WC, more than likely it was Droopy. Where would mankind be without sarcasm and humor?
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