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Post by Guest on Wed Dec 18, 2013 8:35 am

some things I learned from my mother ...

1. My mother taught me to APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me about RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me about LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me about FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

6. My mother taught me about IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

8. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks like a tornado went through it."

9. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

10. My mother taught me about the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

11. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

12. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

13. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

14. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

15. My mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to lockup that way."

16. My mother taught me about ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you'll be cold?"

17. My mother taught me about HUMOR.
"When that lawnmower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

18. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

19. My mother taught me about GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

20. My mother taught me about WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand.
Thanks Mom ..

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Post by ve1arn on Wed Dec 18, 2013 9:52 am

Been a while since I saw this one. Luved it!!  Very Happy 
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Post by Wildcat445 on Wed Dec 18, 2013 11:07 am

Thanks for sharing. I heard most of those growing up.

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Post by Doug Burskey on Tue Dec 24, 2013 5:11 pm

Mom would say "keep your ears clean or you will have potatoes growing out of them."
When I started to drive Dad's was "you will never reach 70 doing 70."  My remark to that was "if that's true you will never reach 50 doing 50!"

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Post by Bill Cahill on Thu Dec 26, 2013 1:29 am

Doug Burskey wrote:Mom would say "keep your ears clean or you will have potatoes growing out of them."
When I started to drive Dad's was "you will never reach 70 doing 70."  My remark to that was "if that's true you will never reach 50 doing 50!"

Been there, done that.........

Oh. And, I still hate spinach..

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Post by Dr. Radio on Thu Dec 26, 2013 8:30 pm

So true.... lol! 
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