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Post by Wildcat445 on Wed Oct 09, 2013 10:05 am

A 78-year-old lifelong bachelor, travelled back to his home town for a visit. While he was there, he had the occasion to spend some time with a few of his old girlfriends from his youth. When he returned home, he was asked how it went.

"Boy, I'm glad I didn't marry any of those women", he said. "They are all widows!"

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Post by 75X11 on Wed Oct 09, 2013 10:40 am

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Post by Guest on Wed Oct 09, 2013 11:19 am

lol!

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Post by Bill Cahill on Wed Oct 09, 2013 5:08 pm

I know I'm a happy batchelor.

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Post by Resistance is Futile on Wed Oct 09, 2013 10:35 pm

I am happily Married and I am the boss, and my wife gave me permission so I can now say that. Embarassed
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Post by Bill Cahill on Wed Oct 09, 2013 11:21 pm

Actually, I am married. To my dog. She wears the pants in the family.
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Post by Bill Cahill on Thu Oct 10, 2013 4:07 am

Here's one. Did you hear the one where a scientist is standing in front of God, and, telling God he is no longer needed. He said, God, you are outdated. We have figured out how to create life from cells, etc.., so, we don't need you anymore..
God's reply was, oh, yah? Let me see this. This sounds interesting...
The scientist reaches down to the earth to pick up some dirt.
God stops him, and, says, no, no, no.. Use your own dirt!

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Post by 75X11 on Thu Oct 10, 2013 9:05 am

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Post by harold wright on Thu Oct 24, 2013 6:15 am

A real cowboy was asked by a tourist why he was wearing Nike's instead of boots.
Reply was--"so I will not be mistaken for a truck driver".


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Post by 75X11 on Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:51 am

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Post by Bill Cahill on Thu Oct 24, 2013 11:09 am

What happenned to my return joke??

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Post by 75X11 on Thu Oct 24, 2013 11:21 am

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Post by Bill Cahill on Thu Oct 24, 2013 11:24 am

Embarassed Shocked Embarassed 

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Post by Brig on Thu Oct 24, 2013 5:42 pm

Military doctor to recruit: Read that chart.

Recruit: What chart?

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Post by 75X11 on Thu Oct 24, 2013 7:56 pm

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