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Post by Guest on Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:28 am

There was a teenage boy, Steve, who worked in the produce section of the local grocery store. A man came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy said he would go ask his manager about the matter. So he walked into the back and said, "There's some jerk out there who wants to buy only a half a head of lettuce." As he was finishing saying this he turned around to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "and this here gentleman wants to buy the other half..." The manager okayed the deal and the man went on his way. Later the manager called on the boy and said, "You almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of it. You think on your feet and we like that around here. Where are you from son?" The boy replied, "Canada, Sir." "Oh really? Why did you leave Canada?" asked the manager. The boy replied, "They're all just up-tight homely women and hockey players up there." "Really," replied the manager, "My wife is from Canada!"
Young Steve replied, "No kidding! What team did she play for?" ...

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Post by Guest on Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:33 am

More quick thinking;
John was a clerk in the corner drugstore but he was not much of a salesman. He could never find the item the customer wanted. Bob, the owner, had had about enough and warned John that the next sale he missed would be his last.
Just then a man came in coughing and he asked John for their best cough syrup. Try as he might, John could not find the cough syrup. Remembering Bob's warning, he sold the man a box of Ex-Lax and told him to take it all at once. The customer did as John said and then walked outside and leaned against a lamp post.
Bob had seen the whole thing and came over to ask John what had transpired.
"He wanted something for his cough but I couldn't find the cough syrup. I substituted Ex-Lax and told him to take it all at once" John explained.
"Ex-Lax won't cure a cough," Bob shouted angrily.
"Sure it will" John said, pointing at the man leaning on the lamp post. "Look at him. He's afraid to cough." …

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Post by Wildcat445 on Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:44 am

 Leno, watch out! MR MEZ is back!!

lol! lol! 

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Post by 75X11 on Tue Sep 17, 2013 10:57 am

Yeow! Both barrels! Very Happy 
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Post by terrydec on Wed Sep 18, 2013 1:30 pm

Razz 
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