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Post by Guest on Sun Sep 15, 2013 12:25 pm

A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred for real. He asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?"
Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven." Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart." Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know, I know! He's in our bathroom!!!"
The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. Finally, he gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this.
Little Johnny said, "Well, every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells, 'Good Lord, are you still in there?!'" …

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Post by harold wright on Sun Sep 15, 2013 3:00 pm

made me laugh.

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Post by Resistance is Futile on Sun Sep 15, 2013 3:25 pm

Can't argue with that!lol! 
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Post by Wildcat445 on Sun Sep 15, 2013 4:46 pm

lol! lol! lol! 

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Post by 75X11 on Mon Sep 16, 2013 12:06 am

Very Happy 
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