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Post by Guest on Sun Jun 30, 2013 9:41 am

A prosecuting attorney just could not believe that a jury had found the defendant not guilty. Astonished, he asked the jury foreman, "How could you possibly have found this man innocent?" The foreman replied, "Insanity."
The perplexed prosecutor asked, "All twelve of you?" …
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Post by Bill Cahill on Sun Jun 30, 2013 1:16 pm

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Agreed.. All 12 insane??

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Post by 75X11 on Sun Jun 30, 2013 6:22 pm

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Post by Bill Cahill on Mon Jul 01, 2013 11:42 am

I have a bit of humor for ya. A week ago, as I was leaving the hospital, I was in such a good mood that I was coming home. They put me in the wheel chair to take the ride down elevator to lobby, and, boarding ramp to get in the car.
Well,, I was so happy, hat  all the way to teh car I kept saying One flew over the cookoo's nest. They knew I was only joking, but, I may have turned a few heads in the lobby. Interestingly, that movie was on tv yesterday.

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Post by Guest on Wed Jul 10, 2013 12:24 am


A burglar breaks into a house… He starts searching the house for valuables and comes across some jewelry, which he begins to stuff into his bag. Just then a menacing voice echoes through the house moaning "Jesus is watching you". The burglar looks around, sees no one and decides his imagination is just playing tricks on him. As the burglar continues his search he finds some electronics, but before he can stuff them in his bag he hears the voice again moaning "Jesus is watching you". This time the burglar takes a good look around the room he's in and realizes that there is a bird cage with a parrot in it. He walks up to the parrot and asks, "Did you say that?". The parrot stares at him for a second and replies "yes". The burglar realizes that the parrot is somewhat intelligent so he asks "What's your name?". The parrot squawks "Moses". The burglar asks "What kinda guy names his parrot Moses?" The parrot squawks again "The same kinda guy who names his vicious Rottweiler Jesus" …

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Post by Wildcat445 on Wed Jul 10, 2013 12:30 am

I like it!


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Post by 75X11 on Wed Jul 10, 2013 8:58 am

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