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Post by Guest on Fri Jun 07, 2013 11:16 pm

George Phillips, an elderly man, from Tampa, Florida, was going up
to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden
shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.
George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that
there were people in the shed stealing things.
...
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"

He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and
stealing from me.

Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should
lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available"

George said, "Okay."

He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police
again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were
people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about
them now because I just shot and killed them both. The dogs are eating them
right now." and he hung up.

Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two
Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips'
residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd
shot them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

Moral: Don't mess with old people. Very Happy

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Post by fixinmyphono on Fri Jun 07, 2013 11:21 pm

Very Cool!!!
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Post by ea327 on Sat Jun 08, 2013 2:06 am

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Post by Tony V on Sat Jun 08, 2013 1:43 pm

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Post by 75X11 on Mon Jun 10, 2013 10:42 am

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