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Post by Guest on Sun May 05, 2013 9:27 am

The Preacher was walking down the street when he saw a circle of boys, shouting cheering. In the center of the circle, he saw a dog. Fearing for the dog’s safety, the minister poked his nose into the circle. “What’s going on here?” he demanded. The oldest said, “It’s just a stray. We all want him, so we’re having a contest to decide who gets him. Whoever tells the biggest lie wins.” The minister was furious. “You should not be telling lies. Don’t you know it’s a sin to lie? When I was your age, I never told a lie!” The boys all hung their heads in silence. The youngest gave a deep sigh and said, “Fine … give him the dog.” …

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Post by Ben Delk on Sun May 05, 2013 9:55 am

Funny Very Happy
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Post by fixinmyphono on Sun May 05, 2013 12:11 pm

Et True Brute? Laughing
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Post by 75X11 on Sun May 05, 2013 8:48 pm

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Post by terrydec on Mon May 06, 2013 8:28 pm

I always lie
so
Am I telling the truth?
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Post by Guest on Sat May 18, 2013 9:05 am

Another one;

Back in the day, the new minister, Tommy McDearis, was talking to the oldest member of his congregation. "I am 95 years old, sir, and I haven't an enemy in the world," said the aged one. "That is a beautiful thought," said the clergyman approvingly. "Yes sir," was the answer ... "I'm thankful to say that I've outlived them all." …

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Post by 75X11 on Sat May 18, 2013 10:01 am

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