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Post by Wildcat445 on Sat Feb 23, 2013 7:37 pm

There were two sharks swimming in the ocean, when they came upon a shipwreck. There were hundreds of people in the water awaiting rescue. The young shark turned to his fathr and asked, "Can we eat those passengers now, dad?" The father shark replied, "Son, we represent the most fearsome and feared mammals in the sea. We must conduct ourselves with aplomb. It is not yet time to eat the passengers. Here's what I want you to do. Swim up to where the passengers are, go out about 25 feet, and swim with just the tip of your fin out of the water. Make three laps around them, then come back down here." So the young shark swam around the passengers with just the tip of his fin showing for three laps. He came back to his father and asked "Can we eat them now, huh, can we?" "No" replied his father. "They are not ready to eat yet. I want you to swim back up there and make three laps around them with all your fin out of the water, then come back down here." So the young shark made three laps around the passengers with all his fin out of the water, then rejoined his father. "Are they ready to eat now, huh, dad, are they?" "Not quite yet", replied the father. "I will go up there, swim among them with all my fin out of the water, then come back and get you." So the father shark went back up, swam among the passengers with his fin out of the water, then rejoined his son. "They are ready now", so the two sharks went up to the shipwreck and proceeded to eat their fill. "Boy, dad, these people sure taste good. Wonder how come?" asked the young shark. "Simple" replied his father. "They always taste better after you scare the crap out of them."

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Post by jerryhawthorne on Sat Feb 23, 2013 9:53 pm

That is sick! Sad
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Post by Dr. Radio on Sat Feb 23, 2013 11:16 pm

Oh my, I can hear the "audience" groan! Razz

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Post by Bill Cahill on Sun Feb 24, 2013 2:03 am

UUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGgHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhh.....................................
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Post by Wildcat445 on Sun Feb 24, 2013 10:41 am

A cute little girl told me that joke in the store the other day. She is about 8 or so and comes in the store with her mom and always asks for me to tell me a joke. On my first contact with this little girl, she asked me how they got brown eggs. I told her it was from the chickens drinking chocolate milk. We have been buds ever since. Sorry you all did not enjoy it as much as I did.

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Post by Guest on Sun Feb 24, 2013 4:00 pm

Good Jokes!

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Post by ve1arn on Mon Feb 25, 2013 9:50 am

Groaners are good once in a while. Very Happy
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Post by terrydec on Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:44 pm

A lady goes to the doctor and takes her prescription to be filled. When she gets home she immediately calls the doctors office and talks to the nurse.
"How bad is my condition?"
The nurse asks why.
"The doctor said that I need to take these pills the rest of my life".
"So"
There's only one refill!
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Post by terrydec on Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:45 pm

Q-What is the difference between sharks and lawyers?
A-Nothing.
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Post by Ben Delk on Mon Feb 25, 2013 3:01 pm

Wildcat....you must really be bored or have no radios to work on....Funny man leaving in a funny world....
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Post by Bill Cahill on Tue Feb 26, 2013 6:00 am

I like groanners.
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Post by scottb on Tue Feb 26, 2013 6:27 pm

I also like moaners!!

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