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Post by Guest on Wed Jan 30, 2013 11:58 pm

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and their manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'
Puff! She's gone.
'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'
Puff! He's gone.
'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'

Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.

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Post by Bill Cahill on Thu Jan 31, 2013 2:47 am

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Post by Guest on Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:13 pm

Thanks, I needed that!

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Post by Ben Delk on Fri Feb 01, 2013 10:24 am

Excellent!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Guest on Fri Feb 01, 2013 10:51 am

Here's another one;

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up

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Post by Bill Cahill on Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:44 am

I love you
Great jokes.....
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