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Post by Ken g on Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:49 pm

Why does pepper cost so much?


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Post by Wildcat445 on Thu Dec 06, 2012 1:12 pm

Ken, you need to buy cheaper pepper?

Why do they not give Green Stamps at gas stations?

Why can't I have a tv set that actually works and does not cost $100 a month for cable?

How do companies that make matches stay in business?

Why do people use the term "dirt cheap" when a lot to build a house costs $50,000?

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Post by Motorola man on Thu Dec 06, 2012 2:27 pm

If "con" is the opposite of "pro", does that mean that congress is the opposite of progress?
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Post by simplex1040 on Thu Dec 06, 2012 2:42 pm

If Poly means many and ticks are blood sucking creatures.
politics= many blood sucking creatures
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Post by Ken g on Thu Dec 06, 2012 9:06 pm

Over 30 people in my shop today , i almost locked the door so i could get the wire compleatly soldered Laughing

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Post by Motorola man on Thu Dec 06, 2012 10:48 pm

When I go the extra mile at work, the boss always seems to find me and brings me back.
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Post by Guest on Thu Dec 06, 2012 10:56 pm

Why do we have to click on the "start" button when we want to turn the PC "off"????

No matter where you go, there you are!

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Post by Ken g on Fri Dec 07, 2012 12:51 am

Deader than a door-nail , Why i talk to my 'door-nails' all the time .

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Post by simplex1040 on Fri Dec 07, 2012 10:27 am

"Outside of a dog a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it is to dark to read."
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Post by Motorola man on Fri Dec 07, 2012 7:03 pm

I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he's gone.
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Post by ChrisH664 on Fri Dec 07, 2012 7:05 pm

Youtube up Stephen Wright..comedian for numerous random thoughts. Fantastic and clean too!!
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Post by ChrisH664 on Fri Dec 07, 2012 7:11 pm

I wonder if plumbers bite thier fingernails?

I wonder why would you ever want to be a dentist?

After completing todays home project of replacing 3 windows worth of mini blinds with nicer ones I wonder why would anyone ever want to do that as a profession? Wallpaper installer too.





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Post by Bill Cahill on Fri Dec 07, 2012 7:16 pm

On the dentist. He's a masochist????????
Oh, spot remover! I thought you were talking about shoes. You know. Spat remover???????????? Drum roll, please!
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Post by Resistance is Futile on Fri Dec 07, 2012 8:06 pm

OH! my! will this thread EVER END? Sleep
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Post by Ken g on Fri Dec 07, 2012 8:48 pm

NO .....Resistance '''is''' Futile

It takes longer to heat peas than other vegatables

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Post by willy3486 on Fri Dec 07, 2012 9:13 pm

How do they get teflon to stick to the pan when nothing sticks to teflon?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways.

If a smoker spills gas on their sleeve wile they fill up and they forget it then light a match but the sleeve catches fire. If they put their arm out the window to put it out will they be arrested for waving a fire arm?

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Post by Motorola man on Fri Dec 07, 2012 9:41 pm

Ken g wrote:NO .....Resistance '''is'' futile
Resistance is futile if < 1 ohm.
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Post by Wildcat445 on Sat Dec 08, 2012 4:11 pm

Since when did "plumber's butt" become a fashion statement, for both boys and girls?

Just wondering

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Post by Ken g on Sat Dec 08, 2012 9:27 pm

On my @@@@ You guys are killi'n me Laughing

Have some red wine and oreo cookies and see how that goes .

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Post by Motorola man on Sun Dec 09, 2012 12:37 pm

If I had a million dollars I'd buy you some art, maybe a Picaso or a Garfunkel.
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Post by ChrisH664 on Tue Dec 11, 2012 4:49 am

"I'd never belong to a club that would have me as a member" --Groucho

A Place for My Stuff is a classic comedy bit/commentary from George Carlin that everyone should listen to at least once.
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Post by Bill Cahill on Tue Dec 11, 2012 7:30 am

"Take my wife, Please!"
"Well, Stan, that's another fine mess you've gotten me into....."
"I'm a victim of circumstances. My ma, she wanted a baby girl. Instead, they had me.. Nyuck, Nyuck, Nyuck.."
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Post by simplex1040 on Tue Dec 11, 2012 9:55 am

If a tree fell on a florist and no one was there to hear them would they make a noise?
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Post by Wildcat445 on Tue Dec 11, 2012 12:28 pm

"If a tree fell on a FLORIST?"

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Post by simplex1040 on Tue Dec 11, 2012 1:19 pm

Yes a Florist one who arranges flowers
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