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Post by Wildcat445 on Thu Oct 18, 2012 5:39 pm

I heard a joke today that I would like to share. I did this awhile back and it worked, so here it goes:

A preacher and his family were heading off on vacation. They had the minivan all packed with camping gear and supplies. The found themselves travelling on a narrow, hilly, winding road as they made their way up into the mountains. They came up behind a vehicle in which the driver was obviously intoxicated. The road was curvy and vision poor, so they had to follow this intoxicated driver for some distance. Seeing a straight part of the road up ahead, the preacher pulled out and passed the vehicle with the intoxicated man driving. Unknown to the preacher, there was a hairpin turn just ahead. Unable to slow in time, the preacher's minivan crashed thru the guard rail, plunged down a steep enbankment and into a grove of trees. The drunk arrived on the scene in due time, and, leaning against his vehicle he yelled "Y'all all right down there?" The preacher replied "Yes, the Lord was with us". The drunk replied."Man, you should let him ride with me. You are gonna get him killed!".

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Post by Guest on Thu Oct 18, 2012 6:14 pm

lol! Good one!

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Post by Dr. Radio on Thu Oct 18, 2012 7:08 pm

cheers

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Post by stringbender31 on Thu Oct 18, 2012 7:11 pm

Laughing haha I like that one
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Post by harold wright on Fri Oct 19, 2012 2:02 pm

That was a good one.
I would like to share my all time favorite.
A boss called one of his employees into his office and put him "on the carpet".
Boss says "Mr Smith, did you tell your co-worker Jones that I am a jerk"?
Smith squirms a bit and finally replies-"no Sir, I did not tell him, I do not know how he found out".

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Post by Guest on Fri Oct 19, 2012 5:26 pm

Thanks! I needed that!

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