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Post by Wildcat445 on Sun Aug 26, 2012 12:25 am

Can we share jokes here? Naturally, they have to be clean and not pertaining to religion or politics, or any of that stuff. There are not too many days that pass that I do not hear a good joke. What about it, mods? Am I gonna get "tossed" for sharing a good "yuk" with you guys?

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Post by Resistance is Futile on Sun Aug 26, 2012 2:27 pm

I would say yes, just no ethnic, borderline or inuendo types. Jokes help lighten the day and laughter is good medicine.
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Post by Wildcat445 on Sun Aug 26, 2012 8:07 pm

Thanks.

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Post by Bill Cahill on Sun Aug 26, 2012 8:36 pm

Hello. I am Bill Cahill, and, I approve of this post.

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Post by Wildcat445 on Mon Aug 27, 2012 10:35 am

If the joke I offer for sharing has the word "redneck" in it, would that be ethnic, borderline, inuendo, or none of the above?

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Post by Bill Cahill on Mon Aug 27, 2012 10:56 am

Could be borderline.

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Post by Bill Cahill on Mon Aug 27, 2012 10:57 am

Here's one. Uh,no. Its religious.

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Post by Wildcat445 on Mon Aug 27, 2012 4:55 pm

Okay. At the risk of being "borderline" I will offer this joke........

"How many rednecks does it take to prepare a possum for supper?" Two. One to cut up the possum and one to watch for traffic.

"What is the correct redneck definition of an armadillo?" Possum on the half shell.

You might be a redneck if..........
1. You and your dad walked to school together every day because you were in the same grade.
2. You have ever made love in an outhouse.
3. You have ever mowed your yard and discovered you have another car.
4. You could milk your lawnmower.
5. Your mother and your sister were born on the same day.

Thanks for laughing. We now resume our regular programming.

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Post by Bill Cahill on Mon Aug 27, 2012 5:34 pm

cheers sunny
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Post by Resistance is Futile on Mon Aug 27, 2012 6:14 pm

All I can say on #4 is Baahhh, it didn't click with me until our caregiver from Hawaii told me what it meant, Duhh!, and they don't have Goats on the main Islands She tells me. Ya jest never know who is more savy than me pale


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Post by Resistance is Futile on Mon Aug 27, 2012 6:35 pm



A friend at work had an unusual dental related problem recently. About a month ago he had to have a small steel plate inserted in his mouth. A week later he noticed the plate was starting to rust.

The dentist asked him if he had a change in his eating or drinking habits that may have caused the problem. My friend explained that he had tried hollandaise sauce for the first time recently and liked it so much he put it on everything. The dentist advised that the solution was to remove the steel plate and replace it with a chrome plate.

When my friend asked why chrome the dentist replied, "There is no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!"
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Post by Bill Cahill on Mon Aug 27, 2012 7:17 pm

Barrha ruum puum puum.
Did you say that?
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Post by ve1arn on Sat Sep 01, 2012 10:27 am

Good one Cliff! I gotta borrow that one.
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Post by Bill Cahill on Sat Sep 01, 2012 1:30 pm

Welcome back, ve1am. Good to see you here.
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Post by Bill Cahill on Sat Sep 01, 2012 1:38 pm

O.K. I've got a good one. It's slightly? on the religious sied, but, heck.

Seems one day a sciendtist approaches God, and, says, God, we don't need your help anymore. We can now create people from scratch. We can make them from the dirt on the groud.

God says, Alright, show me..........
The scientist reaches down to pick up a handful of dirt, when God says,
Wait a minuite! Hold it!
You go find your own dirt!!!!
bounce Basketball
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Post by ve1arn on Sat Sep 01, 2012 5:26 pm

Bill Cahill wrote:Welcome back, ve1am. Good to see you here.
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Thanks Bill.......... Things here are starting to slow down a bit, so I do hope to pop in more often. I will also try and post more too. Smile
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Post by stringbender31 on Sun Sep 02, 2012 1:39 pm

Two good ol' boys are out looking for a new hunting spot, and as they are walking along they come upon a farmhouse. They ask the farmer if they can hunt in the woods behind his home and the farmer agrees to let them.

As they are walking through the woods, they find a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size of it.

The first hunter says "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is."

The second hunter says" I don't know, let's throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."

The first hunter says "There's this old automobile transmission here. Give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see".

So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two and three, and throw it in the hole.

They are standing there listening and looking over the edge and they hear a rustling in the brush behind them. Suddenly, a goat comes crashing through the brush, runs up to the hole and with no hesitation, jumps in head first!

While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole and trying to figure out what that was all about, the old farmer walks up.

"Say there", says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?"

The first hunter says " Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' about a hunert
miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole here!"

"That's impossible" the farmer says, "I had him chained to a transmission!"[b]
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Post by Resistance is Futile on Sun Sep 02, 2012 4:50 pm

lol! Now that's what I call a real joke, the best Ive heard in years.
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Post by stringbender31 on Sun Sep 09, 2012 10:35 pm

Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent! Smile
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Post by harold wright on Sun Jan 06, 2013 8:38 pm

A boss called one of his employees into his office and the following ensued.
Boss--"mr. Smith, did you tell fellow employee Jones that I was a s.o.b."?
Smith--"No Sir, I did not tell him; I do not know how he found out".



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Post by terrydec on Mon Jan 07, 2013 2:12 pm

There was this blonde who was having trouble unlocking her door with a coat hanger. It seems that it was about to rain and she needed to put the top up.
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Post by terrydec on Mon Jan 07, 2013 2:18 pm

A lady goes to the pharmacy after visiting her doctor. When she gets home she immediately calls the doctor's office. The nurse asks what's wrong. The lady wants to know just how bad her condition is. The nurse asks why.
"Well", says the lady, "the doctor told me I'd have to take this medicine the rest of my life".
"So"?
"There's only ONE refill".
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